Since I've joined AA

[AnneNB]

Since I've joined AA, I've gained quite a bit of weight. A friend told me it was because I didn't get as much
exercise as I used to.
;D
"But I never exercised while I was still drinking," I protested.

"Sure you did," he countered. "Here's the exercise program you were on:"

Hitting the bottle
Beating yourself up
Bending the rules
Stretching the truth
Jogging your memory
Running into trouble
Jumping to conclusions
Stepping on toes
Climbing the walls
Dodging responsibility
Pushing your luck
Pulling the wool over peoples eyes
Walking all over people
Carrying a grudge
Throwing fits
Picking up the pieces.

Wow! Small wonder I've put on a few pounds ;D ;D

[Stacie S]

[shadow=black,left,300]This is cute Ann and good.[/shadow]

[littlemswings]

Ann
Hadn't heard that one......... I liked it..... Thanks for sharing. ;D
Paula